TheBonster's Blog

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lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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Filed under no but this is what my marriage will look like incase any of you boys are interested ;) hahaha

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citizen:
it's a bird!
citizen:
it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:
it's a metaphor